Ultimate Elite Package

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Ultimate Elite Package

249,999.00

We'll kill a guy.  Right here.  Right now.

Includes Complete Overhaul, plus we tell everyone that you're our best friend, sit next to you on the bus, kick the school bully's ass for you, dye our hair the same color as yours, get some breakdancing lessons with you, make you a fake ID that says you're either over 21 or under 30 (depending) take you out shooting guns in the desert, critique your dissertation, call and screw with your boss every day for a month, deliver a singing telegram to any accessible location in the world, help you stalk the celebrity of your choice, and maybe get matching tattoos with you.  Round it up to a quarter mil, and we'll have one of our interns "take care of" your ex!*      

 

 

*Just kidding. Please don't call the FBI.

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