My locknuts look like this so hers can look like this.
6pm at the shop. You'll love it. Bring water, snacks, whatever.
Ignore whatever dis dood told you. If you don't have to work or be incarcerated today, you need to get on your bike right now. And while you're out there churning some air, soaking up some sun, think of me here stuck in retail jail with my cellmate Tired Marty. And have yourself a good laugh at these two suckers' expense.
Padding level: 60 (out of 10)
Who's down for what will quite possibly be the warmest sunset run of all time? 6pm at the shop! Definitely bring snacks and water, we don't need another repeat incident of last week! Cash is also recommended, as we will likely find ourselves at @hyperspace80s. If the cost is an issue for anyone, please come anyway. We'll work it out.
This disreputable old coot had me half convinced that he's chilled out a little since I saw him last. I must have had my guard down because in retrospect, that is the most preposterous thing I have ever heard. Hindsight & shit.
Oh hey buddies, just a heads up on holiday hours: Oh, Wheelie? is going to be a terrible place to hide from the family this Thanksgiving. I mean, you're welcome to come sit in the back parking lot, but we will not be open Thurs, Fri or Sat. See you next Tuesday in fact. #BuyNothingDay
A man silently and methodically grooms his dog in a deserted photo studio
Same sunset, different sunset.
Same spot, different sunset.
I swear on the grave of my mother that I could live in a universe where everything was this color and had these lugs.
How to get people to ride with you: rely on the wisdom of the ancients.
Life itself is a quotation. -Jorge Luis Borges
At the old man bike park
"It's sunny and 75 / It feels so good / to be alive (uh-huh-huh!) / Come on baby don't stay inside / Everybody's comin' out tonight!" Shorter ride this evening, because you gotta always leave 'em wanting more. Who's going? 6pm, bring your lock, gloves and an extra sweater or light jacket. Quote credit: Berman/Malkmus
FAQ: Is it hard to ride a bike? I don't want to do it if it's hard.
A: No. I don't know. Well, so here's @imaginger riding, like, two bikes. That doesn't look hard now, does it?